The Thought Patterns of the Insane.....

The Thought Patterns of the Insane.....
Current mood: predatory
Category: Life

By Samantha

It all started back a few years ago - like right after I was born - my brain partitioned itself to sustain the many sides (some say "personalities" -pppff!!) of Samantha. As she grew older something amazing happened - the partitions actually started to eat each other resulting in some bizaar behavior.

As we look at Samantha's brains we see that in the beginning her brains sustained a Predator/Prey mode (+/-) which mutated into a Commensalistic mode (+/0) - the differences of which are slight but significant, depending on the situation!

A more recent evaluation of the remaining brains and comparisons of the Verhulst model shows more of an Amensalistic mode (-/0) to which is predicted to end in complete Neutralism (0/0).

Neutralism is punctuated by pronounced droppings of excessive bulletins, extreme horniness, habitual lying and the occasional "shout-outs to peeps" often followed by lack of bathing and self-appointed rights to neighborhood garbage.

Samantha's brain-leftovers sought to "connect" with a male species brains but often resulted in Pure Competitive Mode (-/-).

Instead the brain craves c*ck (minus the man's brain) which creates a Mutualistic mode (+/+) in which case excessive chatting, drinking of wine, flirting, dry humping of furniture and expectations of free dinner and a movie might result in animal carnage and sweating.

~ The End

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1:13 AM - 2 Comments - 2 Kudos - Add Comment
"THE DEMON SLAYER"


Sam you are totally and completely insane!

Posted by "THE DEMON SLAYER" on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 7:46 AM
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Nevada Lights


Yeah? Tell that to the small piece of brain thats left....the one that still survives because virus wiped out the rest. It's the same ultimate evolutionary pattern that Human Beings will take.....

Posted by Nevada Lights on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 at 8:12 AM
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