Post It Notes from Hell - Part II

This is my MySpace tradition. I get a lot of funny emails from people, some of them very amusing, some are just rude and stupid. I started collecting a few but I haven't shared them in a while. Here are some of them;

"i am highly delighted to send u this mail,how is life touching u up there?hope cool by the grace of ur almighty God everything is cool there.the reason behind this mail is that,i have seen ur profile and i will like to be ur friend.bye the way i am Mike ,male from Ghana west africa, 23 years of age singlei am God fearing young man .i am a teacher in the Ghana education service. in case u want to chat me at yahoo mesenger ,plz this is my ID XXXXXXX.bye and take care."
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"nice to meet cherry :) (when did my name become cherry??)
thanks for app. friends list
i hope see you later
XXXXXX@hotmail.com is my msn name
have a nice weekend :)"
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hello
how are you el mopuntassir from morocco i have 27 years single i m a comptable looking for a good relationship if you want to chat me these my msn
XXXXXXX@hotmail.com or
xxxxxx my yahoo id
i wait you there

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do u want sex?

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pls me with you how, have a chat it tell Msn or Skyp there on you


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(I have no idea what this email is all about...)

okkkk

yesssss

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HELLO, VERY_BEAUTIFULL, WITH YOU, FRIEND I, *TR, *ÝZMÝR, *OSMAN, msn plizzzzz

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On_me, be pleased, you, recognize, for, *Mail, address, give see My address

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hi ...thx for your accept
i want to be your friend if u want me
i want talk about all life
if u want me
XXXXXX@hotmail.com
write me pls

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my mail address jdAdd, relative, two, XXXXXXXXX@hotmail.com

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my name is yalin my yahoo msn XXXXX@yahoo.com and i now in online in yahoo ...can you add me in yahoo msn ...i waiting you in yahoo msn ...

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i like you honey
and
i want chat you
give me your msn adress
please baby

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HI NICE LADY IN THE WORLD
THANKS FOR ADD AND I LIKE TO BE YOUR FRIENDS ALL MY LIFE IF YOU LIKE .
MY NAME IS SHAHARYAN I AM FORM KUWAIT AND I M AGE IS 43 AND I AM SINGLE .
I LIKE TO SEE YOUR MAIL IN MY MAIL BOX : XXXXX@hotmail.com
MY NICE LADY I WAIT YOUR MAIL SOON
CARE YOURSELF
WITH NICE THING IN MY HEART
SHAHARYAN

(AW, guys can be so sweet and cute sometimes!)

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thanks...
your many beautiful.. and sexy

you to mature and sexy to have good needlessly...
l love you...

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msj

you awfully dish
I am sorry. ý am acute english search me !

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