Monday, May 28, 2007

Quite Possibly the Funniest Threat I have Ever Gotten...

Quite Possibly the Funniest Threat I have Ever Gotten...
Current mood: amused
Category: Life

And these morons call themselves Christians but they are liberals posing as Christians. Only a hippie would have Hope's art work on his/her profile and say such things as below to another person unprevoked. Get rid of your "Hope art" before you try to pose as a PRIEST you fucking idiots

~Samantha


Profile: http://www.myspace.com/nebiu

His Comment to Nevada Lights:

My deacon who you insulted today informed me to take a look at your profile where it says your line of work is a prostitute. I saw it was true. you do say that you are a professional dominatrix. Therefore I just kicked you out of my autism group forever.

If you ever harass him or anyone else from my denomination again I will have you prosecuted so hard you will hang yourself, because interstate harassment by wire is a federal felony good for 3 to 7 years in the federal pen. So leave my groups and my people alone or I will do what I do best as a retired maniacal aspergers savant formerly in the legal profession...

...CRUSHING AND GRINDING YOU CRIMINALS TO DUST UNDER THE FULL WEIGHT OF EVERY POSSIBLE APPLICABLE LAW THAT I CAN METICULOUSLY FIND TO HIT YOU WITH!

If you EVER harass one of my clergymen again, you fat cow, you will see I speak the truth above. That is if you dont die of AIDS first from being a hooker,(and I am sure that nobody would even miss you).

And my Deacon also told me that from the size of your beak, you look like a cross between Barbera Steistand and a lebonese arab (and since I am a Jew there is nobody who dispises a dirty arab clap trap more than me... I am a personal friend of the late Irv Rubin).

So dont ever let me hear you bothered one of my people or one of my groups again! BEGONE! Dirty sow!

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Profile of Self-Proclaimed Christian Priest: http://www.myspace.com/godsanointedservant

His Comments to Nevada Lights:


RE: MAY GOD KILL ALL DYKES AND FAGGOTS AND ROAST THEM IN HELL FOREVER!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: B9
Date: Apr 4, 2007 11:37 AM


...
(Sound like a "Priest" talking there??)
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RE: "Professional Dominatrix" means you are a WHORE and that makes you as immoral and as liberal as any of the most godless demoNcrat scumbags in the DNC! Filthy bisexual dyke whore! Just like your dirty muslim camel screwing mama!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: B9
Date: Apr 4, 2007 11:47 AM


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PS: Your blocked, yiou nasty bag of yeast infection slime! And remember, YOU attacked ME FIRST, you filthy arab turd!

(Priest-like yet???)

This is a perfect example of how desperate the losing left is - the have to resort to such behavior. If I WERE a Professional Dominatrix I'd be making $300 an hour and I would have a harem of slaves. An opportunity I can take any time I choose. But I'm sorry to inform you that I have a marketing agency, I sell my paintings and sculptures and I just started another business which between the three start-ups have all but broken me to the poor house at the moment. Regardless, I would like to take this opportunity to tell you both (one and the same guy, obviously) to fuck off!

Enjoy all of the hate mail you get for posing as a Priest and a Christian you filthy loser.

~Samantha

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The REST of the Story:

What did you expect from a group that is only 1 week old? Well EXCUSE ME! I thoiught you joined because you were a loyal Rush Limbaugh enthisiast. Now I see you are just a liberal old sow in dittohead clothing.

Begone you POSER! The only real conservatives are Judeo/Chrostian MORAL conservatives! Hit the road, bum! You're out of here!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rush Limbaugh Fans United
Date: Mar 29, 2007 9:16 AM


What??

I'm just being honest. I didn't see anything interesting going on in there. If you want us to visit you have to provide fireworks and free hot dogs.

Besides, I'm busy contemplating marriage - someone keeps leaving marriage proposals in my comments. He says the noble eagle head is me. How sweet is that?? How could a woman say no to that???????

You offer the Rush Room, he offers marriage.....it's pretty cut and dry. Your offer is boring.

~Samantha



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: B9
Date: Mar 29, 2007 2:14 AM


Wow. Whats that all about?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rush Limbaugh Fans United
Date: Mar 27, 2007 4:09 PM


I don't want to..


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: B9
Date: Mar 27, 2007 2:43 PM



Feel free to pass it around to all the Rush Limbaugh fans.

The URL is:

http://groups.myspace.com/RushRoom



On a Private Note: I am the real moderator. Curly West, my dad, died November 17, 1984. (he was not just a singing cowboy and a cabby, he also once ran for the office of Freeholder in New Jersey on the GOP ticket... but as is the usual thing in NJ, a liberal demoNcrat won instead).


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Rush Limbaugh Fans United
Date: Mar 26, 2007 6:52 AM


I joined. Thank you.

XOXOXOX

~Samantha


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: B9
Date: Mar 26, 2007 1:54 AM


Hello Rush Limbaugh Fans United

B9 has invited you to join The RUSH ROOM on MySpace.

MySpace Groups allow users to communicate on message boards, share pictures, journals and network.

You may accept or deny this invitation below:

(Invite to Rush Room)

1:49 PM - 5 Comments - 8 Kudos - Add Comment

"THE DEMON SLAYER"

Typical Dummycraps! I have learned to expect this from ignorant people. And they call themselves Christians. HA!

Posted by "THE DEMON SLAYER" on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 at 1:58 PM
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ScottA

You can tell in how hysterical they get, they are socialist liberal idiots.

They're out in full assault mode. I was hit with one today, beware when being confronted by new friends! Most are socialists on the internet attack!

Especially when they hide behind God, they would not resort to such foul name calling!

Give 'em hell Nevada !!!

: P

-Scott

Posted by ScottA on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 at 2:14 PM
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Baboon Rising

That's funny.

Posted by Baboon Rising on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 at 6:42 PM
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kris, mexican-minuteman

This is funny shit

Posted by kris, mexican-minuteman on Wednesday, April 04, 2007 at 9:13 PM
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Bill Butler

he called you a fat cow>? that's it ! I'm gonna beat his fuckin ass!

Posted by Bill Butler on Saturday, April 07, 2007 at 4:11 AM
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