Post-It Notes from Hell

I have decided to keep a journal of the worst emails that I get from MSP's (MySPace People).

1. "HEY U EVER HAD SOME CUBAN IN U 575-783X"

2. "hi there. 37/male. think you could handle talking to a guy whos almost always in a certain mood? "

3. Fish: But you have a gf that you love sooooo much!
Dummy: YEah i DO love her but Im not asking u to be my gf...I am just telling u that u r hot...and I also have my bad side too.

4. just had to say... DAMN. i really want to fuck the fucking fuck out of you.. that's all

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