Coal Miner Pay??? A New Pay Strategy for Corporate America??

I spoke too soon in my previous blog - by bringing negative attention to credit cards I started a song that started the whole world crying.

It seems that a new form of money transfer has transpired. It's called the "Money Slaver Program" and what this program does is pay individuals on a direct deposit card that can only be used at Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart Spokesmen claim this program will save consumers time and money. "You no longer even need to worry about cashing your paychecks anymore!"

"We found that consumers were losing a dollar here, a dollar there each time there was a transaction with typical debit credit cards and that's money that Wal-Mart loses. Issuing the Cash Slaver Program was a logical next step because everyone on the planet will work for us either directly or in-directly by 2015 and we figure that if consumers can't find what they want at Wal-Mart, fuck 'em, they don't need it!!!"